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Somehow I thought growing up would involve more than staring at my phone
I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
One would have to assume that Amish chicks carve their own sex toys.
I tried stuff once. It was horrible.
Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I`ve only missed one day.
I think the only way I`ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I`m in prison.
Everytime I find the key to happiness, somebody changes the lock.
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I`m getting tired of running and he`s catching up to me.
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
If you are offended by the opinions I express you can only imagine the ones I keep to myself.
Cookies and porn are always better when they`re homemade!
Random Fact of the Day: Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
I`m more indecisive than a John in a brothel with gold credit card.
Will someone please tell ugly girls with small boobs that their opioion doesnt really matter.