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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
Snakes are terrifying because they can`t trip and fall over sh!t. No creature should possess such power.
I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
"You go girl" - asking my girlfriend to move out, but sassy like
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
*Spoiler Alert*--- Siamese cats are just one cat ... not two cats in one.
I wonder if Batman knows that other cities have crime, too.
When will math grow up and start solving its own problems
Two drunk guys driving down the road, One says to the other "We must be getting closer to town!" The other guys says, "How can you tell?" He says "Were hitting more frickin people."
Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week
Currently helping my sister look for her chocolate`s I ate 4hrs ago.
Beer never asks me if I think another beer is prettier than it.
Drank way too much beer last night. Didn`t leave any for this morning.
Clearly if you have to blame yourself, you`re not hanging out with enough people.