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My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point.
i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white.
Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough.
Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station.
I don`t have ADD. It`s just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
Don`t look at me in that tone of voice...
Me at age 5 "I wish I had a $1" Me at age 10 "I wish I had $100" Me at age 17 "I wish I had $1,000,000" Me at age 26 "I wish I had $1"
Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that´s how us guys feel about push-up bras!!
What idiot named it a mugshot instead of a cellfie?
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the liquor store and I`m scared that it`s closed.
Why don`t they just get Jehovah`s Witnesses to deliver the mail?