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Do not treat a woman like an object. It hates that...
I’d tell you what I’m doing but I’ve learned from other evil villains not to announce my plans first.
Crap, summer is here and I`m nowhere near in drinking shape yet.
Bitches be trippin..... ok, maybe I pushed that one.
For every bad idea you have, I’m always there to tell you…I’m in.
If you think you hate me now, wait till I start answering your rhetorical questions.
Raise the bar..? Like go and drink upstairs..?
I would die if I had to stop exaggerating.
Well it`s about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
Has anyone seen where I put my organizational skills?
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
Women want a lot of things from one man. Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
My goal weight is,"someone give that girl a cheeseburger."