Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Does any one know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
I`m not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate.
you know what sucks about being a "chubby guy"....when your girlfriend wants to play with YOUR boobs :)
Ladies: Sometimes you just need to throw your arms up in the air and say, "Tie me up"
I`m combining Easter and April Fools day this year - I`m sending the kids out to look for eggs I haven`t hidden.
Save water. Shower with me. ;)
Punctuality is a waste of time since no one is ever there to appreciate it.
Women who say the quickest way to a man`s heart is through his stomach, have not seen his browser history.
Trust me, I am a liar.
When we were kids, we didn`t have Pokemon Go. If we wanted to look for things that weren`t there, we would get stoned like normal people.
Somewhere, right now.. One of my Facebook friends is already drunk!
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it`s ok to bite an opponent.
Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it.
Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Why are you doing this?