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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they`ve beat you to it!
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
I sleep better naked.. why can´t the flight attendants understand this?
Good thing Jan Brady`s older sister wasn`t named Beetlejuice
Why do the commercials with the husband and wife doing a home improvement project never show the fistfight?
All of my selfies are just still shots from surveillance footage.
What is Warm, Soft, Sticky and has a Hole in the middle? It`s a Fresh donut. I was way off on that one!
Hey guy in the car behind me... Honking your horn isn`t going to help me type any faster.
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
Having a 14 year old has made me realize why some species eat their young.
"You should`ve come with us!" well, inviting me would`ve helped..