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Worry: a waste of imagination.
If suppositories were just a bit smaller, they would be a whole lot easier to swallow...........................
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack.
I have my own version of Whole Foods, where I eat the Whole Pizza, Whole Box of Donuts, Whole Bag of Chips...
Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren`t there.
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
Jack daniel was found dead by johnie walker at castle strt under savanna tree,captain morgan believed dat he was killed by strongbow.his 4cuzns said that he was best in j&b club at knights...
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
I just burned 1200 calories.I forgot the pizza in the oven.
This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.