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People reckon I´m too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they´re stupid).
People say circumcision dosen`t hurt. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn`t walk for nearly a year.
Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn`t had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
Life gets expensive when you trust a cute woman.
Settle down homemade play dough parents.
Does anyone have a good recipe for homemade gasoline?
Been coughing all night & day, can`t seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie.
Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
I`m starting a pay it backward campaign. When I get up to the drive through window I tell them that the car behind me is going to pay for it.
Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to `Toys For Tots` before you`re eligible for an Xbox?
When I am working, I get paid to be nice. I don`t understand why my friends and family expect me to do it for free during my time off.