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Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
Your eyes are so beautiful. If you look deep enough i can see my own reflection...
I just drink until the sadness becomes hilarious.
doesn`t mind that people start spreading rumors about me.. it’s when they spread the truth that I’m screwed ;)
"Why yes, I`d love to be a thousand pounds." – my brain when I see a box of donuts
Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn`t trust with a Glo-Stick Day.
Facebook- to help future generations discover if there`s ever been any mental illness in the family.
If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for a week
I love Christmas presents wrapped in bubble wrap... it`s like two gifts in one!!
LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
I`m fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.