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Honestly, I have no idea what the f*ck I`ll do with 5 hours of energy.
Kids....because who doesn`t enjoy a fun game of "What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"
If I truly posted what was on my mind ... I´d most likely be in a psychiatric hospital right now.
Seeing a spider isn`t a problem. It becomes a problem when the spider disappears.
According to physics heat makes matter expand.....therefore I don`t have a weight problem....I`m just hot
Nice try butter flavored pancake syrup, but I`m still putting butter on them!!
Standing up: Wow, I`m actually kind of skinny. Sitting down: Okay, maybe not..
Instructions for having an adventure: 1. Stand outside restaurant. 2. Wait for someone to ask if you`re the valet. 3. Say yes.
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
Sometimes it would be nice if the world had an off switch.
It`s only a 4 way stop if each driver can read
I gave up my Ego, because I am so much better than that..................
Had a pizza today without extra cheese. Dieting is hard
I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.