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I just called. To say. I texted you.
If you got up this morning and ran straight to fb i am 100% POSITIVE its because you missed me.
If you`ve never played Tetris, you`re probably useless at loading a dishwasher
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
Lazy Rule 47: If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
finally joined craigs list. who wants to see my junk?
If someone`s mean to you, just lean in and whisper "I`m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head.
Bad decisions and good stories or good decisions and no stories?
If your dog loves hanging his head out the window of the car as you are driving, but growls when you blow in his face, you may need a breath mint.
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from overexcitement.
Today I am thankful that I don`t post what I am thankful for on Facebook, every day in November. Or ever.
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
No matter how many lives you have in Candy Crush, you’ll still never get your own back.
Doctor: How`s your headache? Me: She`s out of town.
If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie? ... hmmm