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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now.
A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday.
is deep in thought . . . if only i could remember what i was thinking about
that song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete.
If I had any self control I`d probably eat that too.
Half the lies they tell about me aren`t true
My dog reminds me of my ex. She doesn`t pull her weight financially and she`s scared of the vacuum.
Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it.
So last night I put a whopee cushion on moms chair, waited and finally heard it go off.. I walk in with a massive smile on my face to find out that she hadn`t even sat on it yet.
The awkward moment when people think you`re drunk when in fact you`re just a blast naturally.
Elderly people used to always nudge me at weddings and say "You`re next."What got them to stop is when............I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.