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St. Patricks day is the only time you can ask somebody in public,"Do you want some green" without you looking suspect.
The Bible is pretty accurate...Especially when thrown at close range.
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
The awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it disappears off the face of the earth.
How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11
I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "bad at following directions."
How do we not have lightsabers yet? Its like scientists aren´t even trying.
Are you supposed to get an email that says “HAHAHAHAHA” after signing up for Match.com?
I`ve been sober 136 days. Not in a row, but still...
Something tells me that girl with the word "Princess" tattooed on her neck isn`t really Royalty.
Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".
Losing weight is not working for me, so I`m concentrating on getting taller.
Bad decisions make good stories.