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Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
Honestly, I’ver never see anyone fall because of a banana.
Tenderizing the meat sounds a lot sexier than it is
If it looks like a pig and walks like a pig, do me a favor & tell my ex girlfriend I said hello.
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?
Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
My friend told me his girlfriend talks a lot in her sleep..Apparently "I know" was not the right answer...
Why isn`t Wendy`s girl fat? You would think that someone who eats so many Baconators, chicken sandwiches and other burgers, would be quite the porker by now.
You’ll never get the same results running in place as you will running from a lion.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
They should make Vodka ChapStick
You`ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
Those 5 donuts I ate are really going to give me an extra boost during my workout today.