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Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
My new years resolution is to try to actually finish someth
Don`t just lay there... Move! Bounce! Do something!! ~ me, pleading with my hair
On a scale of 1 to "Get out you`re fired" where does napping at work rank?
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been canceled. In other news, my faith in humanity has been restored.
I don`t understand when people say `age is just a number`... Age is clearly a word.
I really respect people that don`t drink excessively, gamble, curse, do drugs, spend excessively, act irresponsibly and stay up late. And by "respect" I mean "don`t wanna hang out with"
You can never really say `what`s on your mind` when you have family members on your Facebook.
"I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right.
This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be.
OMG, what a day I had. If Monday was a guy, I`d punch him in the throat!
Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster
A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50.