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When I see you in hell I`ll still ignore you
String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It’s like you get to undress it.
I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well isn`t that what M.O.M stands for?"
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
if your an astronaut, and you don`t end a relationship with "look, I just need space.." then your wasting everyones time
You’d think after all these beauty pageants, we would have world peace by now.
Car sex is not fun...that tailpipe BURNS
I`m sorry, all I hear is your perfume
I know the voices ain`t really, but man, do they ever come up with some great ideas.
Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become.
The skinny girl inside me once tried to come out. I shut that b*tch up with a cupcake
I`ve never watched a clown apply makeup but I imagine the process is similar to that of a Kardashian.
I am there for you no matter what, anytime, day or night, unless there is something good on TV or I am eating pie
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)