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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
It`s just a mater of time before bathrooms will eventually be called Selfie Rooms
I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn`t hand out drugs.
Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
Here`s a list of the things I have to look forward to today: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Drinking after work
I’m a pervert, but in a romantic way.
When the only light in your world is suddenly gone …it’s time to recharge your phone.
Hell, I finally figured out what was wrong with me ... I have been reading the wrong horoscope!!
Live each day like someone else is paying for drinks
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn`t been used at the liquor store since Friday.
What did the crop say to the farmer? Stop picking on me
"Hey bro shotgun this beer" No I don`t drink "You wanna be cool don`t you?" I don`t drink "C`mon NERD!" Grandma PLEASE stop