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You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
There`s no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
My GPS is basically just one more woman in my life who I turn on and then ignore.
So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
you have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
After opening this month`s electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
I quit my job with the Dept of Corrections. That place was like a prison...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend.......who`s in with me?
Relationships are like just-out-of-the-oven pizza. You know it`s going to burn you, but it looks so good and maybe this time it won`t?
The hardest part of carving a pumpkin nowadays is finding some newspaper to spread
Dude, I see you are enjoying a cold Bud Light Lime-a-Rita .... I`m going to assume that`s your smart car parked outside.
If there`s one thing I learned from my wife, it`s don`t get married!
Sometimes, when my husband has a day off, I like to bring the TV remote with me to work.