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So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I`ve come.
If you like someone, pretend they`re a charger and you`re an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
It’s hard to get a lot done when you’re busy having a snack every 15 minutes
Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn`t sound fun at all.
I love arguing with you so much, I`ll bring a Ouija board to your funeral.
What is this `wrong hole` you people speak of?
I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
My clothes are 75% off and this is not a sale.
Life is like a p@nis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...
There`s no room in my life for B.S. ... Unless it`s burritos oand salsa
I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant," will come back on "32 and a Grandma."