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There`s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
I`m 28 years old, but in marriage years, I`m dead on the inside.
Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
I don`t always have awkward moments, but when I do I make sure I write them on Facebook so my friends know how awkward they were.
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.
Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent.
if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
I`ve taken my kids all over the country, but their favorite place to be is still "in the way."
I DON`T NEED ANYONE OR ANYTHING!!! (Except for Louie...the name I`ve given this meatball sub.)
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is “love,” but it’s actually “floor”
There are only two types of honest people in this world.....small children and drunk people.
What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)