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What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
Pretending to be a morning person is exhausting.
I thought a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it only changes the color of the baby.
I saw a lady with twins babies. One had a shirt that said ‘Copy’ the other ‘Paste’. That made my day.
Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
Im afraid to go outside or even sit next to a window during an lightening storm. Im afraid that I`ll get zapped! I`m scared that God is gonna get me!!!
Putting a light in the refrigerator is God`s way of telling us that it`s okay to eat before going to bed.
Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can`t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
Why is it called mooning when you`re actually showing uranus?
Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks
There`s no room in my life for B.S. ... Unless it`s burritos oand salsa
Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.
The early bird needs a punch in the throat.