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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. You choose your own adventure.
The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can`t hear you" over and over
To honor Thanksgiving this month I will be calling every one Pilgrim instead of Dude or Bro-- Fair warning
Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it`s a small soft drink.
Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ``Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?``
I was planning to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a big sign of disrespect.
Had another daydream where I`m doing the mexican hat dance and CIA guys watching me from satellites are dancing along in their control room
50 Shades of Laze - My weekend plans
How to Train Your Dragon offers no practical dragon training information. NONE. Zero stars.
I’m always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing.
If you live up be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people… like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.
Remember when you thought you’d have it all together by the time you were the age you are now? LOL
STD`s aren`t like pokémon, your not suppose to catch`em all!
I`ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I`m actually talking to someone.