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Long story short, I love summaries.
I thought I wanted to get married again. Then I laughed and remembered why I shouldn`t think.
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
Another World`s Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
Some people say a true friend stabs you in the front. I’m gonna go ahead and say a true friend just puts the knife down.
I wonder how many messengers were killed before they came up with the saying.
Regardless of how much time you think you waste, just know that someone created a very detailed Wikipedia page for Grumpy Cat.
Alcohol doesn`t make you fat, it makes you lean..........against tables, chairs, walls, and garbage cans.
Adding “and sh!t” at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: “I was playing with my bubbles and sh!t.”
The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
"You should`ve come with us!" well, inviting me would`ve helped..
I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
Some people say I`m a dreamer, others say, “If you fall asleep at work again you`re fired"
If it`s alcoholic anonymous. Why do the members stand up an in-troduce them selves?
How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?