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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler.
A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
My favorite Facebook photo of your baby is easily #28,614
"Let`s give the bad guy a ponytail." - 80s movies
With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.
My wife says I`m a clueless idiot ... I didn`t even know I had a wife.
Oh honey, you`re not pretty enough to be that stupid
If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don`t think this relationship is going to work.
A piñata is NOT a good idea for a Halloween costume.
When you send food back to the kitchen, you`re basically saying, "Can you have the chef rub his genitals on this please."
I wish the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial would ride his motorcycle through my town.
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.
I`d save a lot more money on car insurance if they quit spending billions on advertising.