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It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
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Christmas is just like any other day in the workplace, you work your butt off and the fat guy with a suit gets all the credit.
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...
If weed is ever legalized, I can`t wait to see the commercials...
As I slide down this bannister we call life, you, and you alone, are the splinter in my ass
I`m placing myself in "time-out" until I`m able to play nice with others! This may take a few hours as there are stupid people everywhere!
I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that"
I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes!
Just because you`re not paranoid doesn`t mean they`re not out to get you.
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!
My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.