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The patience I have for my kids is directly proportional to the amount of people watching me.
Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
Cubic Zirconium`s slogan should be: Guys can fake it too!
You know you are paranoid when you think this joke is about you.
If the NSA and IRS teamed up, I wouldn’t have to do my taxes.
Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn`t make you a TV star.
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
There are four main food groups: 1. Canned 2. Frozen 3. Fried 4. Drive-thru
Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So incase you were wondering. ...41, guys,...that`s the limit.
When you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
homework wont kill me, but why take the risk!
I never finish anyth...............
Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I`m pursuing you online and from my couch
People who say you can´t buy happiness just don´t know where to shop.