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Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
It’s not a great nap, unless you wake up and can’t remember what day it is.
Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday
Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm".
How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie
Would you like to save money on your car insurance? Walk ... Just sayin
is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf´s a minute
You’d think my password was “yourmom” because my computer just told me it was too easy.
My blood hound was just attacked by a Crip hound.
The best government job has to be assigning names to secret operations.
I party like a rockstar. A very poor rockstar who isn`t in a band.
I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I’m going to haunt grows everyday.