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A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
I know you think you´re interesting because you have an accent. But a drunken slur is not an accent.
My doctor says each piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life... If my math is right, I should`ve died in 1781...
"Grapey." -me after every wine at the wine-tasting
"Mary had a little lamb. That`s had." - the wolf
I have a stalker. Everywhere I go, she`s always there, 10 paces ahead of me...
Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.
I love buying a $1 burger and getting $2 worth of mayo...
Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it`s a small soft drink.
I think today I`m going to cut off the sleeves of my snuggie and walk around the neighborhood pretending I`m in a Clint Eastwood western movie.
Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
I am hungry 25 hours a day
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve.