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Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
Crap, summer is here and I`m nowhere near in drinking shape yet.
How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
You can’t call them “love handles” if nobody loves you
Life would be so much better if throughout the day we encountered randomly placed Piñatas
that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn`t doing his part of the chores around here
Helpful Tip : Never ask the cop to hold your beer while you dig out your drivers license.
It turns out if you cry at the DMV they`ll let you take a second photo
I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!
If a post is really good you will read it twice. if a post is really good you will read it twice.
Can you shut up now?! Because talking to you sounds less appealing then playing leapfrog with unicorns.
I know what I`m getting for Christmas ... Fat. I`m getting fat.
Irony is paying a therapist to listen to how you don’t like talking to other people.
You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some Midol.