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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
Another day where I`m not skinny, rich or famous. Getting real tired of this sh*t.
Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke.
I sure did waste a lot of time as a kid practicing my autograph.
He who laughs last didn´t get it.
For men who think.."A women`s place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that`s where the Knives are kept!
You are not a "Food Blogger", you`re a "Fat a$$ with a laptop"
Of course you should follow me. I’m funny. Ask anyone. Well, except my mother-in-law. Don`t ask her.
I need a six month vacation Twice a year.
The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.
I`ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.