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I sleep better when I`m naked why can`t my boss understand this?!
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
All my bills say "outstanding", I guess that means I`m good to go!
No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
When a pizza guy comes to my door, I like to answer wearing the same uniform as him and holding a pizza.....and then insist that he called me
There are four main food groups: 1. Canned 2. Frozen 3. Fried 4. Drive-thru
I think my smart phone is making fun of me behind my back.
My phone tried to autocorrect "f*cking" to "f*ck king," and I was like hell yeah I am.
I really want to take photos of my friends with their face smushed against glass.. Then make that pic my phone contact for them.. Then when they call, it will look like they`re trapped inside my phone! Oh god my life is pitiful, kill me..
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
Ain`t no sunshine when she`s gone..... or sandwiches.... Ain`t no sandwiches either.
My wife accused me of spending too much time on Facebook. That’s funny, when did I get a wife?