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30 years later and my Cabbage Patch Kid still has no clue that he`s adopted.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn`t answer the phone.
Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes.
My internet went down last week...so I talked to my family....thank goodness the internet came back
Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
Walmart is one store where it is truly acceptable to shop in your pajamas.
Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?
The only thing I ever throwback on Thursdays are drinks
May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
I`m a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I`m your man.
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can`t even afford a washer or a dryer
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.
The majority of life`s greatest lessons are learned while observing your drunk friends.