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Life is beautiful ...... but Monday`s suck all the way around.
I got kicked out of the pool today ... apperently the breaststroke isn`t what I thought it was.
You ran a marathon? I ran like 5 red lights this week...
Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
I didn`t text you. Vodka texted you.
If I ran the country, things would be a lot better ... Well, for me anyway.
If things always went according to a plan…. life wouldn’t be interesting.
If you don’t feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend… you’re not doing it right.
I love you in a bipolar way because I hate you.
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
I`ve never done any mistake twice... three, four times may be!
Spontaneity is great ... as long as I have a plan.
So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?