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Somehow the talk went a little wrong with my 7 year old and now he`s convinced that birds have sex with bees and now he won`t eat honey.
Why are people with BAD breath always wanting to tell me a secret?
Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed.
If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
I`m not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to sh!t indoors.
I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it`s for her is to eat it. Apparently
How do nudist clean their glasses?
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
How can I trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?
People say laughter is the best medicine, but Iād like to think a beer is the way to go.
If you see a porcupine in your yard, that`s my cat and we`re not done with our accupuncture session.
"Has anybody ever seen a chicken fly? No? Good, there`s nothing wrong with ya"
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!
Instead of spending $2,000 on a purse, some of you ladies should use the money for therapy sessions.
Subway only exists because we`re all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. "Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here`s $8."