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I just attempted to wash a paper plate if you wonder how much money I have available.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
If Candy Crush had a face, I`d punch it.
They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
is deep in thought . . . if only i could remember what i was thinking about
Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday
Holding my breath until someone likes this status.
The first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
Let me be honest, I dont even walk a mile in my own shoes.
You are by far my smartest and best looking friend on Facebook.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been canceled. In other news, my faith in humanity has been restored.
If your that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
Life is so hard when you have twenty TV shows to watch.
My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.