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I`ve created a shoe made out of Legos, so when you step on Lego it doesn`t hurt. You just get taller.
Technically, it isn`t pre-marital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as “you should know this”
I´ll never be old enough to know better.
To make a long story short quit right in the middle.
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
Maybe it`s inappropriate for the first date but if there`s a maze on the menu I`m asking for crayons.
If kids are so wonderful why do you have to pay people to watch them?
I`m surprised kids haven`t found a way to trick or treat online yet
Bitch, you`re just like monday, nobody likes you -_-
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow.?
Of course China is dominating the olympics, they probably made all of the equipment.
I don`t care how loud I`m laughing, I`m having fun and you`re not.
It`s like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"