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I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking??
Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists.
I am so deep in the friendzone I have been introduced to her boyfriend`s parents.
Similarities between BRA and BAR 1. Both have similar letters 2. Both are drinking zones 3. When both opened men go crazy "prove me wrong"
Mario Bros. Plumbing ????? (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend.
It`s weird how after they couldn`t put Humpty Dumpty back together the King`s men were like "Let`s give the horses a shot at it"
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you’re probably really hot.
Don`t be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
Does anyone have like twenty thousand dollars they don’t want? Asking for myself.
I`m sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
I`m just wondering what the employees at the Weather Channel make small talk about.
YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!
If you can`t handle me at my worst, then that sucks because that`s all there is to me.
I just googled, "understanding women," the computer crashed.