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Guy asked me where a public phone was. I told him 1987.
I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
“Hangover” makes it sounds like it’s all done now. I’d like to propose the term “hanghappening”.
I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October.
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
I just gotta believe that as a species we`re capable of making an automatic hand dryer that`s quieter than an airplane.
I`d like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
Last person to like this wins a prize.
I finally did it. I gave my cat a bath today. It really wasn`t that bad. She enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Other than the fur sticking to the roof of my mouth, it went well.
I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
I usually want to post intelligent and witty comments. But I end up posting stupid and funny ones so my friends can understand them.
Roses are cars, violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Eyeballs.
I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."