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Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
My favorite hobbies are practical jokes and masturbation. I’m always trying to pull a fast one
Cant imagine the look on Obamas face when he saw `Olympus Has Fallen`..His next quote would have been.."No more Taiwans in the secret Elevetor office"
WOW! This gym thing is a lot harder than it looked on Instagram.
I`m a responsible person. People are always saying "I know you`re responsible for this."
Women have to deal with periods, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause and hot flashes. Men have to deal with women.
Mondays are middle finger approved
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend.......who`s in with me?
I thought an emu was when you sent someone a cow via cyber mail.
I would be a terrible stalker because A) I`m not motivated enough B) You would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
So who wants to tell the person who just threw a new phone book on my porch about the internet?
Fun Things to do : Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s selfies.
An important phone call is something that occurs when there`s no better excuse to ignore someone.
Honk if you wanna see the finger
roses are red.... my name is dave...this poem makes no sense.... microwave...