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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Things I`ve learned: There`s no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.
What`s the difference between "Ooooo" and "Ahhh"? About 3 inches.
When I`m bored I like to dress in a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nursing home and wave at the old folks.
New documentary movie about white trash ... I only saw the trailer...
People saying "Laugh my a$$ off" and still having an a$$ next time I see them is the reason I have trust issues.
Everyone is gifted......But not everyone opens their present
It’s my favorite time of the day: How long can I stare directly at my monitor and do absolutely nothing o’clock.
You move into my house, delete all my porn, decorate every wall with rooster pictures, talk incessantly, leave hair everywhere and are too tired for sex?? Sounds great, let`s do it!!
I really hate it when I have to watch the same channel for 2 days because the remote fell behind the couch.
Taught a man how to buy fish ... So much easier.
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
I`m trying to lose weight by eating carrots and bran muffins. It`s a fiber-optics diet.
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!
All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that they all tote around different amounts of sand.