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I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
Some people just need sympathetic pat.........on the head........with a hammer
So much for the saying, 3rd times a charm, I just checked my Mega Millions ticket for the 3rd time, and still nothing.
This week’s weather forecast: Sweaty underboobs.
Cheers, to judging people who spell words wrong in their statuses.
"Holy sh!t, that guy eats a lot of pizza" -people that walk by my house on recycling day.
I guess at a job interview "firing you" is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.
Whew! Thank you warning label I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit.
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
My head has that drunk on cheap alcohol feel without me getting to actually drink the alcohol :(
You`re only young once but you can be immature forever!
My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed