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Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
Here`s a list of helpful tips for meeting a great girl: 1. Don`t be me.
Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
OH I´m sorry! I didn´t realise you were giving me a dirty look. I just thought you were ugly like that all the time!
It’s only a matter of time until “Security Cameras of Wal-Mart” is a reality TV show.
If at first you don´t succeed ..... buy her another drink
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
Who named the walkie talkie and why isn`t the vacuum called the pushy sucky?
It`s damn funny when a wife think`s she`s punishing her husband by not talking to him for days..
"..all the king`s horses & all the king`s men couldn`t get Humpty together again" ... What guy thought horses might figure it out?
I love giving orders. My favorite is "Another one. And make it a double."