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Drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
life is unfair theres 6 days between monday and sunday but only 1 between sunday and monday
Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
?-- that guy is cute ?
A wise man, will often say nothing
Gym Update: Not there.
I think that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs.
That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
If you drink enough tonight, you won`t have to lie when you call in sick tomorrow.
NEWS FLASH: Man arrested for having sex with a tree.....Police confirm he had wood!!!
My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do.
If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "Doesn`t understand directions".
Trust me , as you get to know me , i just get weirder.
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......
It`s not a real hangover until you bring a pillow into the bathroom.