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Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
Apparently, I did not use enough a$$hole repellent today
Here Friday Friday...come on...hurry up! Oh no you don`t! You come when I call you damn it! Get your a$$ over here. ... good boy!
In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on
The old saying "I wouldn`t wish this on my worst enemy"... Clearly you have forgotten why they are your worst enemy.
whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
If you love someone , let them go. If they dont come back, call them up later when your drunk and see wtf is going on.
Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they`re dead
Not to brag but my bank says I have an outstanding balance.
I want the time management skills of people who effortlessly carve out entire hours to be offended by every single thing on the internet.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
Things I`m confused by: how did Rub a Dub Dub, Three Men in a Tub become a nursery rhyme?
Thanks to the presence of fools, wise people stand out.
When it comes to speaking Spanish I know the essentials. "Taco, nacho, burrito, cheeto, frito & no comprendo."