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Word on the street is... Lol. Jk. I don`t go outside.
I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking??
People say circumcision dosen`t hurt. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn`t walk for nearly a year.
My friend wants to know if you think Iām hot.
I flunked anger management class.
I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
Nice try "Private Caller", but I wont`t answer even if I know you.
If I could keep it short, my life would be so much simpler.
I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
Iām not the kind of person you ever put on speaker phone.
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
Karma may "work" but I think that bitch takes a lot of days off
Calling out your ex`s name during sex is a nice way to show your current lover that you won`t forget them after you break up.
What was that idiot thinking when he invented white underwear?