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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
They’re called scents, not flavors, I should not able to taste your perfume or cologne.
My poor neighbour suffered a stroke today...I must remember to close the blinds before getting naked.
Parts of a worm: 1) Worm
I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! ...that one`s shaped like an idiot!"?
I think you and I both know that you`re not facebook friends with me for the funny statuses.
It takes patience to listen, it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people
My wrinkles are all from laughter. Except those between my eyebrows. Those are my `WTF` lines and those things are deep.
Why can`t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
Just read an article about a new species of spider in Sri Lanka that is the size of an average human`s face. In an unrelated matter, I have decided to NEVER visit Sri Lanka.
I don’t necessarily believe in karma, but I’m gonna be extra careful crossing the street after this weekend.
The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him.
If you have time to update your status as "very busy", then you obviously exaggerated.