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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
I don’t trust joggers, it’s a little too convenient that they are always the ones to discover dead bodies.
When I was young I could climb mountains, these days I have to steady myself to fart.
"I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with “So this one time I was eating a salad….”
Whatever it is ... I didn´t do it!
Guys say that women should come with instructions, but what`s the point. Have you ever seen a man read instructions?
National no bra day wasn`t as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
This is probably the best idea I`ve had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
Horoscopes: When you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend to blame for your failures, try the solar system
When you think about how big the Earth is, then how small it is compared to the Sun, and how the Sun is just a speck of dust in the universe, it`s easy to justify eating an entire chocolate cake.
Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it`s not their own.