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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
There are two ways to go about arguing with a woman and neither one works.
A cheap way to get Botox face is by walking your dog in zero degree temperature.
I like dating chicks with kids, because fruity snacks
God made men. But sandwiches weren`t going to make themselves. So God made women.
Who needs the weather network when you have Facebook.
I hate when someone has a loud conversation on their cell phone and then gives me dirty looks for jotting down everything they say.
Sorry for nicking your car with my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
I`m convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
I never thought I`d be the kind of person who`d wake up early in the morning to exercise ... And I was right.
Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I’ll never know.