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The part of "no" that I don´t understand is the part where I don´t get what I want
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop and where to spend it
Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
Care less and you’ll stress less.
I used to care ... but I take a pill for that now.
Dear who ever’s reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
Q: What do you call apple-flavoured marijuana? A: iPot
I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance...
People are like dogs: There`s always someone who loves you for you and there`s someone who just peed in an inappropriate place.
homework wont kill me, but why take the risk!
Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
Whenever I drive past the psychic’s empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
Went to Walmart yesterday and bought me a new toilet brush, I think I am gonna go back to using paper, it is much more gentle on the netherlands........