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Change is hard. Seriously have you ever tried to bite a nickel?
Why can`t I get service in my own home, but the god damn Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan!?
You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
How do they even grow boneless chicken`s?
Wake up, kids! Bees can`t even read, much less spell. IT`S A SCAM!
I have just one thing to ask you people who say the memory is the first thing to go: What did I come in here for?
i just caught a disease so rare that even i dont have it .
These people keep looking at me like I`m the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I laughed more at the Broncos offense then I did at the commercials.
Going to write hasbro a nasty letter!!! The monopoly get out of jail free card doesn`t work...since I`m texting you can you come bail me out?
Donald Trump`s hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
Patiently waiting for the Prozac to kick in so I can start my day....Ok, Maybe NOT patiently!
That moment when being uncool, is cool