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Some of the nicest women you`ll meet on Facebook are men.
The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
Its never polite to ask the guy at the next table "are you done with that?" Especially when he`s breaking up with his girlfriend.
Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?
If I was a Jedi there is a 100% chance that I would use the Force inappropriately.
There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
You can always make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you’re doing it.
I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says "Never Mind".
one day a man seen a fairy, and asked.... could you make me irresistible to all women.... so she turned him into a credit card. :`D
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
I`m no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose "baby weight" is to have the baby.