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Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
Doctor: How`s your headache? Patient: She`s out of town.
It appears that autocorrect has become my worst enema.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today, at least I presume she was poor, she only had $ 1,20 in her purse
You should always love a woman for her personality. We have so many to choose from.
Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
To stupidity ... And beyond!!
Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says “trust me, you don’t want to know.”
I don`t drink these days. I`m allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
They should make Vodka ChapStick
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
I`m so in Debt, I could start a Government.
Don`t sweat the petty things and don`t pet the sweaty things.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.