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My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you`ll get if you`re able to "fall asleep right now."
Buying new Nikes, call that soul searching
I tend to say “I dont know” when I’m too lazy to think.
Tonight, I`m bringing Sexy back! I just hope I don`t need a receipt...
I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?
Sad Fact- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.
is having some serious PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!
I`m at the age where an "all-nighter" just means I didn`t have to get up to pee.
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
there is no strong beer, only weak men
Internet went down so I had to spend time with my family. They seem like good people.
I have decided to give up procrastinating for Lent ... oh, crap.
I`m feeling 22.. Pounds overweight.
I quit beer every time I wake up hung over